If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. But I eat balls for breakfast. Xavier: Ahh. Oh yeah! Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. I found out the hard way. Hale. It turns out that drawing he made was the painting that was just discovered. I always did it like this. Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? People toss those words around like tennis balls. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Are you prepared for this moment? the woman he's having sex with is his mother. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Xavier: Renegade Angel premiered on November 4, 2007 and ended on April 16, 2009, with a total of 20 episodes. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. Xavier: No. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. All rights reserved. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Confront your future. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. But not like the others. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Search the history of over 797 billion The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Oh! You need closure. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. I've got to help those poor bastards. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? Honkey Dweeb. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. (beckoning) Come on, me! Hold. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Welcome to Beyond Charts. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. To death. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Xavier: Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice. Processing. But not like the others. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. I just repopulated my pants. 'Tear ducks'. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. Xavier: You need to slow it down. Lampshaded in the first episode, where Xavier warns a group harassing him that they may some day need his help. Hello? Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: Life. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier: Did I? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. I'm sorry. WaitsorryImeandrugs! Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. I like it.". Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. The chaser has become the choste. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. During his travels, he learns more about his It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? Disk Jockey: We're back! The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reversed. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Quotes.net. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! The heart of an explosion. F-F-Frightened? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. It's intense! Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Frightened? This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Look at this cat. Charge him a recycling fee. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. 2023. I forgot it! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. No one deserves a mix-up that bad! You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. People throw these words around like tennis balls. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Destiny. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Robby: Daddy can't ever know about my lab. Dweeby Chimp. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. I just want to groom and train poodles. Little longer. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. Xavier: Life. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. You can hit me. Xavier: Aya-hu! Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, He totally missed the board. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Caveman: Ooga-booga. Processing. [flips off the camera while driving away]. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Uploaded by Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. I'm right here. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Whos this? Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. She's being moving. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. And a flatscreen iTV. It's just God's tears. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. Many, many characters, often caused by Xavier himself. Conversation nook. The heart of an explosion. No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Only a blind girl would marry you. Hold. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Some kids. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. I'm doing it. Are you prepared for this moment? If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? Inhale. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. They'd call me names. All rights reserved. I'm a feminist. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" That's where all my stuff is. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Hello? Xavier: Of course! Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. WebNick Weidenfeld. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. 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